Thursday, October 23, 2008

A test for brotherhood

A man was tired of being pushed around and decided to join the MEX, a group of heartless and feared men in his neighborhood blamed for crimes from stealing, rape to even murder. The police was even afraid of the group.

A large heavily tattooed MEX, their leader, looked at him as he got near the group.
"This place is closed! Turn back or you will never find light again!"
"I dont care! I want to be a MEX!", he shouted back. The MEX leader was surprised at the remark of the man. He just grinned and approached the man casually.

"Very well.. there are three tests for us to accept you into our brotherhood. First, you have to drink five cases of beer, second, you have to fight and punish me till I turn blue, and third, you have to rape a nun. These you will do in one day. If you fail to any of the tests, I will break your bones and slash your throat!"

"I accept!" said the man without hesitation. He went away and when he returned he was pulling a carriage filled with 5 cases of beer showing these all to the MEX before he started to drink each bottle until he consumed the last bottle. As the last drop of alcohol filled his mouth, without warning, he attacked the leader of the MEX who was caught by surprise. The MEXs couldnt believe at what they saw when their leader laid almost lifeless on the ground when the man finished with him. The man then looked at all the still disbelieved MEXs and asked them a question.

"Sho where ish the nun thatt I willl ffight and turn blue?!"

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